Remember when Clay Aiken kept saying he was straight and it was his Southern accent and affectations that people may have been misconstruing as “gay”? Then Jabba the Rosie inadvertently outed him on The View when she said Kelly Rippa was a hateful homophobic monster when during a Regis and Kelly taping Aiken cupped Rippa’s mouth in order to jokingly shut her up, to which Rippa responding by saying something to the effect of “Get your hands away from my face! Lord knows where they’ve been!” Rosie is a such a Sumo Cunt. And then remember a few years before that when Howard Stern got some guy in the studio who claimed to have slept with Aiken after meeting him on a cruising site. Stern was baffled by the fact that Aiken was “the man” (in the sense that he wasn’t the bottom we all assumed he was).

Those were the days.