WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I’M ABOUT TO GO GET HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 ON BLU-RAY!! I don’t own the first one—or ever intend to, because it actually did suck—but the second one is brilliant. Ever single frame is a piece of art and should be respected as such. People who didn’t like it are fucking stupid. You can’t compare a movie like The Human Centipede to a movie like Halloween. It’s apples and oranges. The Human Centipede is in a genre of its own, with its own set of archetypes, guidelines, themes, etc. If you didn’t like The Human Centipede or the sequel, you probably just don’t like explicit gore in general; meaning that doesn’t necessarily make a movie “bad” just ‘cause there’s a lotta blood and guts in it. Some of us just so happen to like watching extreme violence over and over and over again. As Skeet Ulrich once said, “Movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!” True. True.
The rants and ramblings of a would-be Hitler in search of his Braun