I’m trying to find a fucking mailbox downtown and all I can find are those solar-powered trash compactors. At the corner of Van Buren and Wabash there’s literally one on each corner. I know I’ve seen ‘em in Lakeview, too.

It’s like a Twilight Zone episode waiting to happen.

Do you remember phone booths? I do.

I’m sure none of my classmates born in the 90s don’t.

God, I’m so fucking old.