May 2013
10 posts
Every woman wants to be a girl. Every boy wants to be a man.
When dudes leisurely take their time ordering food, completely unaware that there’s a huge line forming behind them as they take 20 minutes to thoughtfully deliberate over a half-dozen possible dining options and/or pathetically flirting with the pretty chick at the counter (little bit of advice, boys: put money in their tip jar, you stingy dicks!), I just wish I was the only American citizen that...
I’m gonna start working the word “zipperhead” into my everyday speaking. I may start using “sleepyhead” more often, too. That one’s just too freaking cute not to say.
From what William’s said there’s a 90% chance that we’ll be able to meet up in Prague. I won’t lie, I want to fall in love with him. I think I may have already. I don’t know. I’ve never fallen in love before so I can’t comment on what it feels like to do so. All I know is that I want him to take me away with him. This, of course, conflicts with my growing...
It’s disgusting to know I’m part of the generation that began thinking that we’re all paradoxically equal and special at the same time. Thanks mom and dad for letting PBS educate us!
I’m aware that I have several issues with women. I used to say I was merely a staunch sexist, but recently I’ve been considering adopting misogyny as a lifestyle. I never saw a problem with this practical outlook, considering I’d only be fucking men the rest of my life and I’m not about to waste my time trying to impress a women, let alone treat her with respect. The...
I’m really am an awful person. Anyone who would say to the contrary clearly doesn’t know me very well.
“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”
– Carl Jung
“You know, you’re right, Dr. Boles! Let’s keep going! The...”
– Arthur Read
April 2013
3 posts
While I may lack the wit, wisdom and profundity of men much greater than myself, I can say this much with absolute certainty: I’m a writer on the mend, a stoned ape with a theory, a man-in-progress and the son of no one.
“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.”
– Abraham Lincoln
September 2012
1 post
