There was this fat lisping mincing queen I knew who would always think straight men were cruising him. Much like any lunatic with an exaggerated sense of self-importance, he would often confuse revulsion with admiration.
I love orange Crush so much. It bothers me that this Korean BBQ place I’m at doesn’t have any when they usually do. I remember that episode of Arthur where Sue Ellen is babysitting DW and DW pours orange soda into a teacup and Sue Ellen is all like, “Its supposed to be IMAGINARY tea, DW!” And DW is all like, “I don’t want a TEA party, I want an ORANGE SODA party!” That’s me. I’m DW.
I remember Hellraiser 3 was the first horror movie I saw when I was maybe 10 or so. I remember the scene where the naked girl gets her flesh ripped off and she gets eaten alive by the Pinhead statue gave me nightmares and I don’t recall ever having them before. The idea of fleshless…ness? still disturbs me. I remember my crazy Peruvian grandmother had a home remedy for my nightmares. She cracked a few eggs in a plastic tub and told me to stick my feet in there for the whole afternoon. I don’t remember having nightmares after that. It wasn’t until I was 13 that I saw Scream and immediately fell in love with the genre. I eventually went back and have seen all the Hellraiser movies (they all sucked after Bloodline) and have grown such a deeper appreciation for being scared. I love all sorts of horror from gore to sci-fi to comedy, but I will always hold a special place for the slasher flick with a hip young cast, great soundtrack, high body count, and a twist at the end. I’m still pissed they killed Randy off, but Scream 4 almost makes up for that.
I’ve read a few good articles on BroBible in the past, so I “liked” their Facebook page the other day. I was reading some articles that popped in my feed today and saw one about Christy Mack’s recovery after being beaten up by her MMA fighter boyfriend. I was appalled to read so many comments suggesting she got what was coming to her because she was dating a professional fighter and implications that women who do porn somehow deserve to be treated like that. Listen, I am not a feminist, but it’s outrageous when people act as though having done porn somehow makes you less deserving of compassion. If you’ve ever enjoyed porn, you’re not in any position to judge someone for being in it. You’re being stupid and hypocritical. You’re like an anti-gay politician who gets caught soliciting sex with a dude in a public bathroom. If you think there’s something wrong with doing porn, don’t ever watch it again. I DARE you.
If a 300-lb 6’4” “youth” came rushing at me after struggling to take my gun, I would shoot that fucker until he stopped, too. Does anyone that claims they wouldn’t do the same think for a second that this kid wouldn’t kill them if he had the chance? Would people be happier if this kid just bashed the cop’s skull in? Why do some people refuse to look at this situation objectively? Is it because the truth is too acrid to swallow? Don’t believe the hype. The reality is a black kid in the United States is far more likely to get shot and killed by ANOTHER black kid than a white cop. To me, black-on-black crime is far more atrocious than a cop defending his own life. Read past the headlines, people, that’s where the story is.